Mythical Romantics Mugs

Mermen

"We only got six days of funding."

"Eat my dust!"

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Phoenix

Sisyphus and coronavirus

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

Santa CGI Effect

"Now tell us, Davey, what kind of rock did you use?"

Date Night

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Europa takes a selfie

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

Centaur falls in love.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Transylvanian Snails.

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

Greek goddess

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

Walkies with the Stars

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"