Animal Activities Pillows

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Skipping Horse

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

Police Feline Unit

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Romantic Giraffes

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Bears catching fish