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Agility God

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'Stop bringing it back! I want to start breaking in a new ball!'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'