Dog Toys Gifts

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

He squeaks when you chew him. Then he gets quiet … Too quiet.

'Have you tried the new laser pointers?'

"We've got to get him some bones...this is the third TV remote Lucky's buried this week!"

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Remote control pirate bully

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Director/Action Man toy.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

Packaging Russian Dolls

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Why do they do that?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Santa Claus's Mail

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"