Dog Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Dog with blow-up leg.

"I really wish you would stop throwing my stuff."

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"How original, I got a squeaky-toy for Christmas too..."

Man snow blowing dog toys in winter

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Three more years of high school."

"That'll be five bucks."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."