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"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Playing Fetch.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Director/Action Man toy.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog walking Human.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Super Dog'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Three more years of high school."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"That'll be five bucks."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'