Dog Toy Afficionados Mugs

"Must you chomp on that squeaky toy during the movie?"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"That'll be five bucks."

Foster failure

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Rocking Horse

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Collies Without Borders

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'Not here - home!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Stormy weather

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Watchdog on Holiday

Hombre's Best Friend.