Dog Team Aficionado Gifts

'This is King, the new lead dog on our team.'

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'She's just great with the children.'

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'