Chihuahua Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My Other Dog is a Great Dane'

Keeping warm

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

'Promise me that nobody will beat him while he's in the hospital!'

'Those tranquilizers didn't do a thing for her...'

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

"Pick me!"

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

'Fetch.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Works every time.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'She's just great with the children.'

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'He does lack social skills.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

Canine Scentipede

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'