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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"Good dog!"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Quiet, Timid dog - 'That's right, rub it in'

'You know which one to push Peppy. Push one.'

A Boat Named Dog

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."