Chihuahua Fan T-Shirts

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

Yapped My Way To The Top

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

No littering...

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Let's agree to disagree.'

I know they told me not to bark

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

Pets christmas tree

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

No Dogs.

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"He loves to give autographs!"

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.