Chihuahua Fan T-Shirts

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

Yapped My Way To The Top

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

No littering...

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Pets christmas tree

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"He loves to give autographs!"

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

No Dogs.

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'