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'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Litter Tray Training

Wolf Karaoke

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'