Capital Cheetah T-Shirts

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Treading a fine lion.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'You missed a spot.'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

Financial Pirates

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Heavyweight Champ of Cheshire...Grin with missing front teeth.

Incognito Cheshire

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

"Mind if I put the game on?"

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

Reptiles of Cheshire.

"I got tossed outta there once, for talking with my mouth full!"

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

'Alright, alright, time for a diet...'

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

Sleepy cat

'Using your clients' money to landscape your compound doesn't constitute a 'hedge fund'.'