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Recovery We Can't Afford

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Welsh airport arrivals.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Counting my Bonus...

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

World Economics

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Verbal Orders

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Big business is not evil

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Pork Bellies.

Capitalism gone nuts!

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'Pictures of your family?'