Captain Of Industry T-Shirts

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Pictures of your family?'

"All I can say is that if being a leading manufacturer means being a leading polluter, so be it."

"In a few months, I should be arrogant enough to start another company."

"That was classic me."

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

"I grew up isolated as an only child, and now Im isolated as an only C.E.O."

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'Please listen carefully - especially if you have a short attention span...'

"Great to hear then! Have your oligarchs call my oligarchs!!. . ."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)