Captain Of Industry Gifts

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Pictures of your family?'

Pork Bellies.

"All I can say is that if being a leading manufacturer means being a leading polluter, so be it."

"In a few months, I should be arrogant enough to start another company."

"That was classic me."

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

"I grew up isolated as an only child, and now Im isolated as an only C.E.O."

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'Please listen carefully - especially if you have a short attention span...'

"Great to hear then! Have your oligarchs call my oligarchs!!. . ."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

CEO with SEO

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'...And for the low visibility positions we can bring people on board who can, you know...do things.'

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

The president of a company see a sign: While you were out we hit the lottery!

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.