Copyright_captain Gifts

Homework due. I didn't turn in my homeword because I haven't copyrighted it yet!

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Elevator Pitch

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Verbal Orders

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Pork Bellies.

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'Pictures of your family?'