Copyright Warrior Gifts

'This next block of silence is for all you folks who download music for free, eliminating my incentive to create,'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Intellectual Property

Internet Cafe.

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

A Journalist's Weapons

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Hands off my IP

"I'm not taking any chances."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Music Piracy

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics