Copyright Warrior Pillows

'This next block of silence is for all you folks who download music for free, eliminating my incentive to create,'

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Intellectual Property

Internet Cafe.

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

A Journalist's Weapons

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Hands off my IP

"I'm not taking any chances."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Attorney. I'm all for copyright protection, but can they make me pay royalties for a song stuck in my head?

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

Music Piracy

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics