Copyright Crusaders Gifts

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Lynching on social media

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Farmers' Warnings.

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

Intellectual Property

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

Art Plagiarism

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Not The Real Me

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."