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'Plagiarist.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

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"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"Romance"

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

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'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

"He got this new circle and now he says he's part of some protection racket."

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"It's a scan of a digital image of a photo of a painting of a sculpture of an impersonator of a forger -- want a copy?"