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'Plagiarist.'

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

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'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"Romance"

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

'He doesn't speak - He likes to write!'

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Superfoods are in aisle three.

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

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"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'

"He got this new circle and now he says he's part of some protection racket."

"General Electric beat him out of his death ray and he's simply furious!"

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I've just learned that Rudy Park's best-selling memoir, iMac Therefore I Am is a pack of lies. How could you dupe us all? I want to come clean. I want to apologize to my readers. It is not true that I cured cancer, married Paris Hilton and invented the computer! You're so off Mort's recommended book list. It is true you are all a bunch of gullible ninnies.

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.