'Everytime the lawyers tell their old jokes they end up arguing over copyright infringement.'
Intellectual Property Aficionado Gifts
Looking for a gift for the intellectual property enthusiast? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that celebrate creativity, copyrights, and trademarks. Whether they’re a patent fanatic or copyright connoisseur, find something unique that sparks their passion.
'You're not going to like this - just learned you're being sued for corn seed patent infringement.'
'Go ahead, you'll be fine. Just be sure to keep the intellectual property rights to your story.'
Copyright registration.
'I'm sorry, but you can't take the leftovers home. They're all newly-patented items, and cannot leave the premises.'
"I'm sorry, it's already been done."
Ascent of Machine.
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.
'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'
"Plagiarist!"
'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'
Mook's regret after inventing fire.
'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'
-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."
"Why didn't we think of that?"
'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'
"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."
"That guys is stealing my data!"
"I have always depended on the content of strangers."
Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.
Copyrighted Ideas
Copyright and copyleft
'Look - I've got the technology. You've got the power...can we do a deal?'
'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'
"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."
"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."
"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."
"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.
Man rolling ball up a hill
"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"
Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'
'Keeping up with technology is a full-time job.'
Benjamin Franklin
He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!
Intellectual Property Aficionado Gifts Collection
Intellectual Property Aficionado Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs perfect for intellectual property buffs—funny, witty, and ideal for your favorite idea protector.
Intellectual Property Aficionado Pillows
Add personality to their space with pillows celebrating their passion for intellectual property and creative rights.
Intellectual Property Aficionado Prints
Find inspiring and humorous prints that pay homage to the world of intellectual property—great for any creative workspace.
Intellectual Property Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts designed for the creative mind—witty, clever, and perfect for the intellectual property enthusiast.