Mook's regret after inventing fire.
Intellectual Property Enthusiast Gifts
Searching for a gift that honors the ingenuity of an intellectual property enthusiast? Our collection features clever and charming items perfect for those who love patents, trademarks, and copyright law. Whether it's a humorous mug, a witty t-shirt, a comfy pillow, or an inspiring print, these products are tailored for the creative mind. Ideal for entrepreneurs, attorneys, or anyone passionate about safeguarding ideas and innovative creations, our items blend humor with intellect, making every day a little more inspired.
"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"
"Well, did you invent fire or simply discover a product of nature? It makes a difference..."
"Plagiarist!"
"I'm not daydreaming, Ms Howard. I'm reviewing my intellectual properties."
"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."
Bird drawing copyright symbols on her eggs
'While it's true it is your intellectual property, it's the Baltic Avenue of intellectual properties.'
'Your copyright is invalid, you spelled (c) wrong.'
Hands off my IP!
Caveman Copyright
"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."
"We're being followed. Don't worry it's just my copyright."
"Simple. He plagiarized me, I plagiarized him."
"Do you have to copy everything I do?"
'Your alibi was so convincing I'm having it copyrighted.'
'Let me bush up on copyright laws and get back to you.'
The Attack Of The Giant Copyright! Universal Uclick
'We want everyone to remember our name.'
Patent Attorney (invisible man)
'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'
"That guys is stealing my data!"
"I have always depended on the content of strangers."
Copyrighted Ideas
Copyright and copyleft
'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'
'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'
Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?
"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."
How does it feel to always be the smartest guy in the room, Dr. Kapuchnik? Usually, it feels pretty good. In this particular case, it feels like I'm cheating.
'No, actually THIS invented me!'
"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"
Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."
John Banville
'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'
Intellectual Property Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Intellectual Property Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate intellectual property enthusiasts—ideal for sparking ideas and starting conversations.
Intellectual Property Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy pillows that match the smart and fun spirit of those passionate about creativity and protection of ideas.
Intellectual Property Enthusiast Prints
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Intellectual Property Enthusiast T-Shirts
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