Consumer Crusaders Gifts

"It doesn't really matter who wins the next election, as long as we can keep consuming whatever we want."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Not The Real Me

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

"Lunchward ho!"

Big oil.

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."