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"It doesn't really matter who wins the next election, as long as we can keep consuming whatever we want."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Not The Real Me

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"Lunchward ho!"

"We appreciate the good job you're doing, but can you do it more thanklessly?"

'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'

"Get back here and clean out your desk."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

Big oil.