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Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Privacy - Surveillance

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Gullib-Os

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

Big oil.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Malls admit to using cell phones to track shoppers.

B.B.C. Watchdog

Duel Fuel?

Driving a Lemon.

"Invasion of privacy? You should be flattered we're so concerned about satisfying your consumer desires!"

Today.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

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