Copyright Specialist Gifts

'So what can I do for you, Mr McNuggets?'

Attorney. I'm all for copyright protection, but can they make me pay royalties for a song stuck on my head?

Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. - Management

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

Hands off my IP

"I'm not taking any chances."

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

I'm applying for a patent on my wheel right away. I got burned on my last project.

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

Music Piracy

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

SOPA supporters regroup.

Attorney. I'm all for copyright protection, but can they make me pay royalties for a song stuck in my head?

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'It's a copyright thing.'

"My client already has a patent on round things."

'Please return my book report after you grade my work. I like to retain all the rights to my intellectual property.'