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'So what can I do for you, Mr McNuggets?'

Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. - Management

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

Hands off my IP

Patent attorney tries a murder case': "You say footprints from a fleetline running shoe (pat. pending) were found outside the wetha-gard window (pat. no B14-300-T92)..."

"I'm not taking any chances."

The town wasn't big enough for two patent law specialists.

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

"Drones are copying the way we fly. We need legal representation."

Music Piracy

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

SOPA supporters regroup.

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

"My client already has a patent on round things."

'Please return my book report after you grade my work. I like to retain all the rights to my intellectual property.'

Intellectual Property Thief

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'