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I must find out how to control the rights when it comes out on parchment.'

"I'm afraid, Inspector, this means that everybody and everything in the country has been copyrighted."

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

'Don't worry...our copyright will survive.'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

"I'll be done with this chapter on copyright infringement when I rip a few more graphics from the internet."

'As a freelancer I'm better safe than sorry.'

Intellectual Property

Slower than a rubber-tipped arrow,as powerful as a wind-up choo-choo, unable to step over his shoelaces, it's Copyright Free Man!

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Copyright is always right

The Artist Share of the Golden Goose Internet

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

'A book report? Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?'

Music Piracy

Hands off my IP

Hands off my IP!

'Years of photography lessons down the drain because I can't get pictures copyrighted. Another example of man keeping us down."

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

It's the new internet copyright security program.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Big Business, Copyright and the Artist.

Hands off my IP!

'Where are our royalties?'

'Making a million out of writing is a laudable ambition...but I don't think you can do it by trying to copyright the word 'and'.'

'Illegal copy of the Olympic tower? It's just a pile of junk, mate!'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"What's a patent?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

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