Copyright Officer T-Shirts

The day begins at the copyright office - "Morning Jeff(TM)"...

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

"He got this new circle and now he says he's part of some protection racket."

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

'How fast can you hype?'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"And you need to know this why?"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"We occasionally remove content that is considered to be subversive, or a potential threat to public order and national security."

Intellectual Property

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Information vs. confusion

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Business isn't booming.

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'And my board approved this?'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

Department of Pure Speculation.

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

'Does that include our hidden agendas when they asked everyone to re-prioritize?'

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

Hands off my IP