Copyright Issues T-Shirts

If I own the artist, I own his art as well!

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'Is that guy back again? Hey, if you find that sponge I lost, give a shout.'

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'Yuo were wise to get a second opinion. Now we can sue both doctors.'

Keystone XL

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

Hands off my IP

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

"I'M your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh Lenny."

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"I'm not taking any chances."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'