Copyright Expert Gifts

"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

'Careful Daisy, one more poo and we're in breach of copyright!'

Copyright on the Ten Commandments

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

Intellectual Property

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"I didn't plagiarize. My muse must have."

"No, Henry, don't do it ... we own the intellectual content!"

Hands off my IP

"I'm not taking any chances."

Copyright, Intellectual Property and the Internet.

Music Piracy

Think Tank: Not responsible for lost or stolen intellectual property.

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'It's too late to copyright 'Have a nice day.''

"Oh yes, apparently this one is a copyright symbol."

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

"My client already has a patent on round things."

'Please return my book report after you grade my work. I like to retain all the rights to my intellectual property.'

Intellectual Property Thief

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

The Artist Share of the Golden Goose Internet

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

Hands off my IP!

'Where are our royalties?'

'Ollie, it's me! Some rich guy repeated one of my cockamamy tales and I sued him for intellectual property theft.'

Copyright is aways right