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We used to have shipbuilding, now we have rafts of initiatives.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Driverless cars rage.

Elevator Pitch

'He's a self-made man - he did it without the media.'

Innovate or die.

'He may have swallowed to much change.'

Pork Bellies.

'Pictures of your family?'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

"I believe around the offices I'm referred to as the rich, fat, b***ard. I like it."

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Sportknitting

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Never think outside the box.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

Failed mobile home designs

After inventing the wheel, Pete wasted no time in coming up with the cartwheel...

It's a Rubik's desk.

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'Do you take credit for things that others have done?'

Even in manufacturing the creative well can run dry.

"We need him. He gives us a unique perspective."

Think Tank (No More Than 10% A.I.)

'Honestly Jonas, sometimes I think you're the most hair-brained employee I've ever had...Then again, maybe it's just because you're a bit outside the box.'

"It's springtime in our new product department."

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

Corporate Helmsmanship

Little doctor. Little Quack

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

"So then I hit upon an idea as an alternative to layoffs."

"Get back in there!"

'All the good ideas have already been stolen.'