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"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

My First Bitcoin.

The power of the brain

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Innovate or die.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Write about robots."

'He may have swallowed to much change.'

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

"For my dad's birthday, I'm giving him free advice on which tech stocks to buy."