Tech Innovation Champion Prints

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

Cloud Computing.

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The power of the brain

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

My First Bitcoin.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Innovate or die.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"Write about robots."

'He may have swallowed to much change.'

Mark Zuckerberg

"Sorry guys, but your 'magic mind-reader' doesn't seem to be working."

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

"The Internet has totally revolutionized the way white guys get rich."

The Year 3010: Dismantling the now so out of date human model.

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!