Innovation Admiral T-Shirts

Driverless cars rage.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Sport Utility Boot.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The original paperless office

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Art of Surviving

The Invention of the Wheel

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Game In A Can.