Capital Cheetah Gifts

'Oh my God! You look like you've see the FTSE.'

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

Treading a fine lion.

'Catch any good mice lately?'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Executive sitting behind desk with one box labelled 'Bid' and the other box labelled 'Ask'.

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

'You missed a spot.'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Financial Pirates

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

Recovery We Can't Afford

Incognito Cheshire

Heavyweight Champ of Cheshire...Grin with missing front teeth.

The Day before and after Halloween.

'Don't worry, Jerry, we have a car. I mean, what animal could keep up with a car?'

"Mind if I put the game on?"

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

"I got tossed outta there once, for talking with my mouth full!"

Reptiles of Cheshire.

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

'Alright, alright, time for a diet...'

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

Sleepy cat