Cat Chief Gifts

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Cat park"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Self-Employment

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

Cat Sharpens Claws in Preparation of the New Sofa.

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

'What do you mean, 'Bloort'?'

Charlie Beck Loves Austin Beutner

Conducting Cats

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"If pressured, I will run!"

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

Major Tom

'Cute.'

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

Texting while driving

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

'Crawl in!'

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy toys. We just had hair ties."