Cat Chief Gifts

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Cat in a tank...

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Cat park"

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

Self-Employment

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

'It's hard to make you blog interesting when you sleep most of the day.'

"Being a Mom may be a lot of work but at least you've got job security."

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'Would you mind if I made a few calls while I carefully listen to your ideas?'

Puffy's Safe Travel Inspection Station

"If pressured, I will run!"

Conducting Cats

"Ta da! It's for Mistress! Overnight, I'll put it on her pillow so that it will be the first present she sees on Christmas Day!"

'What do you mean, 'Bloort'?'

Major Tom

'Cute.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

"What I love about this sport is you can just go anytime you want."

Texting while driving

'Crawl in!'

The North American Indian version of In & Out trays

Man salutes as cat walks in.

"Can I call you back? I'm in the middle of rallying my base."

"Back in my day, we didn't have fancy toys. We just had hair ties."