Cat Club Chief Gifts

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Radiator jazz player

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Cat park"

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

Self-Employment

"Whoa. Nap time again. Meeting adjourned."

'My opponent hates cats.'

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Old lady posts adverts for fur gloves over poster of a lost cat,

'Are there any further nominations?'

Cat Thermostat

"If pressured, I will run!"

Major Tom

Conducting Cats

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

"Now let's see what she does when I take one nibble and walk away."

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

'I know it's wrong, but it feels so right'

'We know you have a cat.'

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

Bad review

"Felix is saved but the rosebushes are dust."