Cat Chill Club Gifts

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Radiator jazz player

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Meditation vs. Vegetation

Screensaver says project compiling.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Couch potato.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."