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"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Ultra-lazy sloth

Ice Skater

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!