Cat Cuddler Club Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: armchair

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

Shelter Cat Nap

Radiator jazz player

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'What's that humming sound?'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Love.

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'We know you have a cat.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."