Cool Cats Club Gifts

Radiator jazz player

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Hip Operation

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Homing Beatnik

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Like, Real Gone...

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

Count Basie

Looking for a cool cat.

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

'I count four meerkats and one coolcat.'

'Being cool sure wears you out.'

Grandma reflected in sunglasses

Three Goats: two have regular goat beards, one in middle has goatee and sunglasses.

"Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool."