Cool Cats Club Mugs

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

Hip Operation

Homing Beatnik

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Like, Real Gone...

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"Yes, I know it's our anniversary… just let me kill these last two birds and I'm home."

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

"Every time there was a rift in our relationship, we got a cat."

'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'

Looking for a cool cat.

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

'Being cool sure wears you out.'

'I count four meerkats and one coolcat.'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Grandma reflected in sunglasses

Three Goats: two have regular goat beards, one in middle has goatee and sunglasses.

"Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool."