Cool Cats Gifts

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Hippy!'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Radiator jazz player

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

'Now, all I need is a bird.'

Dave Brubeck

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

Hip Operation

'We may be getting older, but we still have street cred.'

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Homing Beatnik

Two man congratulating a 'Jazz club' "Real Cool" and "Real Hot"

Like, Real Gone...

Jazz musician playing double bass. A cool seagull wearing sunglasses stands atop the instrument.

"Chow!"

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Looking for a cool cat.

"Who cares if you misspelled a word on the blackboard? Tell you what...next time you spell a word, spell it right, turn around, and yell, 'Boom, baby!'"

Count Basie

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

I love Jazz. Deal with it.

Sadojazzachists

Grandma reflected in sunglasses

'I count four meerkats and one coolcat.'

'Being cool sure wears you out.'

Dog Show: Most Human Look.

Cat show success.

"Oh yeah? Well, I quit my job before it was cool."

Three Goats: two have regular goat beards, one in middle has goatee and sunglasses.