Cat Club Chief Mugs

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Cat park"

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'What am I doing here? I'm a cat. I don't know anything about running a major corporation!'

Self-Employment

'My opponent hates cats.'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

He had to control his tail or face the most bizarre sexual harassment suit in history.

"The deal looks cut and dried to me but Haskins smells a rat."

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Come on in everyone. The new manager won't hiss.'

Old lady posts adverts for fur gloves over poster of a lost cat,

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'Are there any further nominations?'

"If pressured, I will run!"

Cat Thermostat

Major Tom

Conducting Cats

Cat Welfare League rescue a cat from a burning building while people scream below.

"We have to buy her a good scratching post. She keeps going to a search engine and scratching a photo of one. We also have to buy another monitor."

Enlist now! K-9 Corps...'You're a cat!'

'We know you have a cat.'

That's right: Not only are we 'Man's best friend', but a lot of people are allergic to cats...

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

Bad review

"Felix is saved but the rosebushes are dust."

"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."