Cheetah Fan Gifts

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Wolf Karaoke

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Litter Tray Training

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'