Chihuahua Champion Pillows

"I think the Chihuahua's been up on the counter again. There are several paw prints in the butter tub."

Chihuahua.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

Big Burgers.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

Yapped My Way To The Top

If Cujo had been a chihuahua

Keeping warm

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

"I think I OD'd On chocolate chip ice cream!"

Mouse Party

"I'm 14 and I've still got all my own teeth"

Winners: 100 yard automobile chase.

How about I meet you back at the house.