Chihuahua Fans Pillows

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"She's a miniature."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

I know they told me not to bark

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"He loves to give autographs!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Four

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

Apple Kiss

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

Yapped My Way To The Top

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."