Chihuahua Fans Pillows

'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"She's a miniature."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"We went with the burger dog instead of the weiner dog."

"Thanks to coffee I never come down from manic high."

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

Apple Kiss

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'They don't want people stepping on me...'

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

Yapped My Way To The Top

Dachshund Chasing a Stretch Limousine

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."

"He's more of a shoulder dog than a lap dog."